And then there were 4.

Thursdays is usually band practice night for the band. Sean, Beth, Rich, Chris. Damned fun. Check out our Love Interruption cover - rough, recorded with a phone, but a good start.

We had the phone in the middle of our 3 amps, which is where Sean + Beth were singing and where Beth was playing tambourine/shaker also - so its a bit loud in the mix but sounds good live.

Having fun!

Love Interruption

Guitarz is fun

So, I've borrowed by friend's dad's guitar (now my friend's guitar). I don't know a damned thing about guitars, but I think I can safely say (or maybe I'm all-the-way wrong) that it does not have a HumBucker. That is to say - there is hum. It's fun to play and I love how raw it feels - acoustic guitars are way less good than electric.

So, today I bought a new cable to replace a "problematic" audio cable (I should, but didn't, throw this bad cable away)....and 3 new picks of differing thicknesses. Today was the day where I selected a pick thickness and declared the type of guitar player that I will be. Unfortunately, I can't seem to distinguish differences between .73, .88, and 1.0 mm thick picks. I mean, they feel different - I just have no preference while playing. I'm just too damned new at guitar.

Regardless - it didn't stop me from jamming 2 songs out today with the gee-tar (and Ableton Live effects) going on. Fun shit man! Finally - I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Soon I'll be able to ditch all of my guitar friends (everyone knows that guitar players have huge egos, and only care about guitar lead rock). I'm looking forward to the day when I can ditch singers also (singers have huger egos than guitarists - I KNOW! Look at David Lee Roth - good yes, but ego gigantico).

So tonight, after my singer-wife left the house, and after I chucked the kiddos into bed, I brought the gee-tar upstairs, and plugged it in. I really don't know how to play it yet - I know maybe 5-8 chords, none of which I used tonight. I can finger pick a bit....very slowly. On the pad-guitar song I'll post, you'll note that at 2:20 I freak out in the middle of a boring and fucked up picking part and revert to my brand new effective trick - POWER CHORDS. Holy crap - I can do power chords on the piano and it is fun, but on guitar - it's almost all you need.

Here is 2 songs, 2 hours work. The guitar is basically the same for each. I was having fun with guitar effects on Ableton, and revelling in basic Power Chords on the low 3 strings in the key of E.

On this song - http://www.box.net/shared/ju186mz8xx - I use a software "pad" for background noise, and put some guitar overtop of it. Bam - that's it. It is just a little jam session so I can record myself on guitar.

"On this song - http://www.box.net/shared/53hyppsrle - I created an 8 measure drum loop using Ableton Live....and then put guitar on top. I thought it was too plain for posting, so I added some synth bowed double bass after, just for texture.

Whee. I'll be giving t-shirts away, for free, at the door.

You give me fever (ode to the flu).

The following is the basics of what I wrote down in the middle of the night while having my 4th night of significant fevers from the flu:

Last night I escaped from a fever. Within this fever was a dream.
I'd fallen into a new world....it was built entirely with music.
The day started quietly with the sunrise.
As the day unfolded new
textures, colours, feelings
were revealed.
But eventually, the world started to unravel.
There was confusion, chaos.
Disppointment.
Lost beauty.
Simplificaiton.
Nothing left,
But me
Alone.

Coffee and Jam.

This morning, in typical rock and roll fashion, I had a buddy and his kids over for a playdate starting at 9:00 am. (insert bill and ted da lada-lada-lada-lada-lada-lada air guitar)

I served coffee for Renaldo, and hallowe'en candy for the children. Then we sent them away and we served up a delicious spoonful of jam.

At first, I played piano. Then, I felt that was stupid with Renaldo's guitar plugged in; we couldn't get a groove going.

So, we had an hour left and decided instead to have me plug in. Of course, my wife is out of town at a scrapbook/drinking weekend (which is a bit of an enigma - but whatever) and took the laptop with all of my music stuff installed. I had to spend 15 minutes installing drivers for my keyboards on the other computer, before I could begin.

Anyways, this is what Renaldo and I came up with in about an hour. I've got two tracks here - one with and without Renaldo's guitars. This is a starting point of a song - we've no chorus, verse, or vocals yet, and the drums were just a quick loop I created in 10 seconds to keep a beat, but it is an idea set in motion, rough.

Enjoy or not. Remember - this is going on a rarities album in several years.
WITH-GUITAR
WITHOUT-GUITAR

Here is the cheese.

A lot has happened. My non-rock and roll life is a bumpy road. My company may cease to exist, or may purge me at any moment. I started a new job at this company, and I don't feel like a genius yet despite working my ass off. My babe's knee is kinda broken and requires extra lovin from me, and I've recently jammed with some friends and we're going to do it again.

So - you'd think it would be a piece of cake to write some new material. If you thought this, you would be a big idiot. For, I am tired, lack creativity, and instead thirst for beers and couches.

However.....I did buy a larger midi controller (5 octaves, a 250% increase) and a microphone.

Before I get into this - let's explore the recent jamming: fun. We used Luke's place @ Capital Rehearsal studios - we'll probably go back soon. He's very helpful - helped us get the mixer set up correctly, told us which amps we were using incorrectly, made my keyboards sound good through the monitors......very nice unshaven man. The jamming was fun too, despite the total chaos. Keyboard guys get drowned out by guitars unless a plan is in place. I think our plan next time is to bring some songs to the table rather than bringing nothing to the table (MGMT? Metric, Shout Out Out Out Out? Dandy Warhols?) and to perhaps write some of our own stuff ahead of time and bring that also. The bass dude is into the ambient mellow layered stuff which I think is my bread and butter - we'll see if we can meet again. The jam session was still pretty fun overall - we took turns laying out jams, and then layering over top and seeing what happened - jammy goodness.

Anyways - enough of that. Let's see what I've created today. I have a very busy background drum loop that I created - too busy. I am playing some type of Ableton Live fender rhodes sound.....it gets a bit busy and annoying but hey - if I didn't submit this then there would be nothing. The bass is analog - plugged my bass into my Xstation to record it. There is a tiny bit of harp in the background at one point - just a and g notes - nothing fancy, since I suck at harmonica, and my harp is in the key of C, and I'm playing this tune in the key of A.

Oh yeah - I also sing a bit. I almost want to throw up. It seems that no amount of reverb and effects can make my singing palatable - as my wife repeatedly has pronounced over the eons. That said - somebody must pay for my lack of talent, and it will be you foolhardy listeners.

If there is one thing to take out of this song, it is the timing. I think the timing is ok. The content - not so much. Also - I discovered today a fancy lyrics generator on the internet. My next song will use a computer-created set of lyrics that I received today (from my input). It will probably sell millions.

Word to your mothers.

The song is called "Riding Cheese". Why? Because it is about me riding my motorcycle, and is cheesy. Geez - do I have to spell it out for you? Just listen, dammit....

http://www.box.net/shared/h7h1o69f5e

Experimentation - Acoustic meets Electronic

Time for some fun, kids.

You can share this one with your gramma, after she's had her evening hot toddy.

It's just a happy little number made using Ableton Live's happy little sounds. I've got Gigs and Gigs of samples of strings, oboes, etc.....so, I used a bit of it in this tune. A cello, violin, oboe, ride cymbal (wait for it) and the rest is electronic stuff.

The idea for this song started this evening from the pulsing electronic background that you hear starting this song - I always planned to mix cello and electronic together, and today it worked for me.

In my head.....this song is kind of about birth - a seed is sprouting (fast motion videography) and growing into something big.

There is oboe in this song - I added it last, and I'm not convinced that I should have put it in - perhaps not necessary.

My favourite part of this whole song is the ride cymbal that is used only once. Man, I loved doing that!

Using these sampled analog instruments is a blast - I've read some interesting articles about people who have careers making orchestral style music - on their home studios using only computers and sampled music. Next step - get the microphones to do some vocals, and record the acoustic piano I have in the other room.

ps. This tune is loop-free. I didn't actually use patterns like I usually do - this was beginning-to-end recording of each track, a little different than my "norm".

Check it out cool cats: http://www.box.net/shared/c2ynvqdrfe
Word to your mothers.

Experimentation - Being brief, and Pitchbender

It has been a busy time for sure. I've finally completely installed my software, and have found a bit of time to mess with it. I've been preoccupied with Christmas, children, and learning the fundamentals of my grampa's "Steirische Harmonika", a button-box alpine-style accordion. It doesn't rock for me (yet), but it does what it does well. It makes me feel like a real schmenge.

But now, regarding the new track. It turns out that I wrote a dance song for some reason. I'll dedicate this one to the ladies.

It is pretty damned simple to create a tune like this - I used 3 tracks for the drums track, mostly because I haven't figured out how to do it properly in one track. There is one track for bass (which I did using virtual instruments and my X-station, not using my bass guitar), one track for a lead-synth, and one track for a synth pad.

I made much use of the pitch-bend on my X-station for the synth-pad. I kept the song to 2 minutes or so, didn't try to get too fancy. This is messing around again, but my kids seem to jump around to it so it works for them. Good enough for me!

Take a listen:
http://www.box.net/shared/nqo4q48grg

Word to your mothers.

Let us play - 1

I have my copy of Ableton Suite, purchased, laid out in front of me. Beer cans and bottles litter my working area. A midi controller keyboard sits on my computer desk. CDs are stacked haphazardly on the other side of the desk. I feel angry, sleepy, elated, confused, energetic, and not. I feel self destructive and all powerful. I think I am ready to make some music in the coming weeks.

Experimentation - many tracks

My Babe is not at home. She is away for the weekend. Hoo-hoo-hoo, when the cat is away, the mice will play!!!!!! Well, in my case, that means spending a lot of time, by myself, with my small amount of gear and software, tweaking.

What seems clear to me now is probably obvious to most - writing music is hard. That is why I'm not writing music - I'm making shit up as I go along.

Take some famous musicians from history - say - Beethoven. I doubt that he laid down some tracks, saw how they sounded, and then layered. I'm sure his music creation process, ISO certified, was different. He probably wrote music from the ground up, with a pen, on paper. I can imagine doing that, a bit, if I had more time. I have no time.

Given all of that, I produced track 2 of the Rarities and B-Sides album, to be released sometime after 2016.

Since Babe is away, I had to switch my gear to the desktop computer, which meant a new installation of Ableton Live demo. I will buy this product at some point - I like it - and I like the virtual instruments. Everything in this little song is virtual instruments that Ableton Live provides optionally - except for the drum tracks which are from my Korg Electribe R mkII. Figuring out how to get the different patterns synced properly into Ableton was at first a challenge, until I decided to create a song on my Korg, import that into Ableton, and then splice it so that the patterns were consistent with time. Importing pattern-at-a-time, using my fingers as the on/off, meant that they were offset minutely. I'm sure the software would allow me to correct that, but I don't know it very well.

The rest of this tune is several tracks of virtual instruments. I created a few patterns, and then repeated them for the different verses/choruses of the song. It isn't great, but it is an output.

Next step is to buy a mic, record the piano, and Babe singing, and we'll see what magic happens.

Song is at this link: http://www.box.net/shared/zdhck19vfj

Experimentation - Ableton Live Demo

My first foray ever into the digital audio workspace was with Fruity Loops. Fun. Loopy. Not fruity, but it was part of the name. As it matured, it became FLStudio. I loved it for its easy of use. But....I always had latency issues with it. This could have been related to my hardware setup, though - I had a crappy soundcard with lousy drivers.

Since then, I've done my music mashing on a Dell 1720 laptop running Vista and 2G of memory. I'm shocked that it doesn't suck - way to go PC people.

I find that with my X-station25 audio interface and ASIO drivers, I have very low latency. I cannot tell you how awful it is to have latency when you're playing/recording music. I would rather punch myself in the face 20 times every hour than have latency issues and try to create music. Even you could punch me in the face 20 times every hour (I probably wouldn't punch very hard because, well, I hate being punched in the face).

Anyways.

I gave Sonar a try awhile a back. I liked it a lot. I tried Ableton Live a couple of times ago - at first, I thought I didn't like it. Some things that it does seem to be slow - waiting on a computer is the pits. However, other things are cool. It is very VERY easy to create loops of any midi track. I love loops. It makes quickly stitching a song together very very easy.

Here is a quick song I made this evening in about an hour and a half - 2 hours including learning some ableton stuff. It is 2 tracks of virtual fender-rhodes, and two tracks of virtual B5 (they don't overlap). I haven't mastered or done any adjusting - it is straight recording of the midi tracks from instruments offered by Ableton live. I find the B5, as I played/recorded it, a bit intrusive.....the fender-rhodes is the lead instrument, with the bass track looped, and the lead track doing its thing. I have a looped B5 track that starts early, then isn't involved at all, the starts up again near the end - it has the glissando. The other B5 track seems very intrusive, but I kept it in because the fender-rhodes-only section needed some beefing up.

Regardless of all that - it is good enough to cut it off, make the .wav file, convert to .mp3, and then post for fun. It is kind of boring but allowed me to experiment briefly. It is some musical wanking with virtual instruments.

***I also know that it is not electronica, nor is it wall-of-sound. It is old-school virtual instruments goodness. It makes me want to buy a Nord Electro-2.....badly.

Word to your mothers.

http://www.box.net/shared/2m6k981t7e

Big Plans - Sampling software

I sometimes get caught up in perfecting my craft, and forget that I need to choose a DAW.

I've sampled Sonar. I like it. I could buy it. But my anality prevents me without sampling Ableton Live and Cubase. Such is the curse of my anality.....I'm preventing from having things before I've scoped the other things out....it would be terrible to buy the wrong thing, even if that thing were good.

Tonight, I spent time playing with a non-DAW thing, when it would have been more productive to play with a DAW thing like Ableton-Live demo. I don't know what I'm thinking.

My drum machine is a lot of fun, however. I like to mess with it. It has buttons, and knobs. My synth has buttons, knobs, and sliders. A paltry 25 keys is, of course, constricting, but it does what it does in a fun manner.

I need to tear myself away from my toys to sample the DAWs. Then, I can record the shizzle for this blog, and begin. I think I need a plan of action - a schedule. Perhaps I should buy a mic, and plan to have a song by Hallowe'en. Here we go - a basic song by Hallowe'en, for the blog, just to get something down. Know the tools. Have some fun. For the B-sides rarities album. Its a plan.

Big Plans - Rarities and B-sides

I can't believe I never thought of it before. I've been having a hard time because of simple anality. I'm busy with life, and don't have good time to commit to my music projects. That means getting to know my machines well, and creating innovative music with them.

Then I realized - all of my early projects will one day be worthy of an album unto themselves! The true fans eat that shit up! I'm talking not only about the hordes of backstage Betty's, but also the dudes who air-jam each song from the first album. You know the guys - the ones who resent me getting so damned popular. Well, they'll enjoy that rarities album, with the project songs.....you see, it gives insight into my thought process when I was beginning my craft. A few years of honing, working, perfecting.....the thought process of an artist of my caliber....captured in a rarities album....man, if the Grammy's weren't so political, you can bet that this album would warrant one. This album, with pages of liner notes and photos of me with my gear, will be a window into a world that my fans have oft wondered about. Working on this album now makes good sense. This is the 6th, 7th, or 8th album I think.

I think the first track that I'll send into the ether will be only the basis of a song. A building block. Some funky electronic drum rhythm with bass accompaniment. I think in the coming months, I'll be able to share some building blocks with the world. I doubt that these building blocks, alone, will stop the fighting in that faraway place - can't remember the name, but its a major war I think.....but it might be enough to motivate at least some young angry man....motivate him to also go away for a few years, honing his craft.... working.... perfecting..... following in my footsteps..... aspiring to greatness.... yeah. Rock on.

Big Plans - Rich's Plans

I have a neighbour with whom I witness and judge rock and electronica shows. Let's call him Rich.

Rich is very anal, like me. He works well with computers, can be alone and productive for extended periods of time, and has a lot of opinions. I like this about him. He also has a lot of opinions about what a band should be like, and I agree with each and every one of them. I would like to take this opportunity to expand on a subset of his opinions:

1. No roadie shall be employed to setup our equipment. We work with precision equipment that must be handled to our specifications. No employee could ever attain the level of perfection that we expect. As such, it is our duty, to ourselves, to personally carry our own guitars, synthesizers, amplifiers, and cables to and from our convoy of tour busses to the stage, and connect things in the appropriate manner. We take pleasure from this.
2. No way in hell will we ever charge the kind of prices that very old bands with magazines named after them charge for tickets. Sure, they have a few hits and have influenced a few bands, but is it really necessary to gouge the poor college students who worship us? The answer is no. No ticket shall cost more than $35.00 to our show. If we have to, we will play every night for 4 weeks at a single venue. Our fans are important to us.
   
3. Power down. Upon leaving the stage amidst deafening roars of applause, care must first be taken to power down all amplifying equipment. We paid good money for this fine equipment that we have come to love....we must treat it right. Plus, it is a signal to our ever-engaged audience that, yes, we will only perform 3 encores.
   
4. More is better. We like what the band Shout Out Out Out Out have done, with their cornucopia of bassy and drummy goodness, and we think that the more sound that you can throw at an audience, the more likely they are to discover a new god. That god will be us.
5. Turntables are cool. The people who we've witnessed dj-ing have done things that seem amazing. We don't currently understand what those things are, but we like them. We may contract someone to perform DJ work for us, but probably not until our 2nd or 4th album.
   

Rich is like me - he has potential, plans galore, but no time. One day we will collaborate on a project that will produce a miracle. I can see the Nobel Peace prize awarded and, depending on how much bass we put into our premier album, the Nobel Physics prize.

Big Plans - My Demands

Clearly, a very important characteristic for any band is the relationship that they will have with the venue host. I don't think I need to elaborate on how difficult it will be to get me to play in your major metropolitan centre...what is worth discussing in further detail, to give you time to prepare, are the list of demands that I will place upon the host before I will agree to play in your town.

1. Clean towels. I'll need no less than 50 clean towels available to me, on stage, for drying perspiration (I'm a hard working performer). If I use a towel and discard it, I will expect another towel presented to me within 7 seconds.
2. Backstage Betty's. I'm married and am quite happy, so I have no need for groupies. However, my traveling band will have a voracious sexual appetite and to prevent them from burning your city to the ground, you will need to ensure they are sated.
3. Full Entourage. As soon as our plan touches ground, I want to be surrounded by a full entourage, including a complete security unit. This will of course include licensed transportation, on call until we board our plane to leave.
4. 5 food groups. In order to have adequate energy for performing, I'll need a personal chef who can create no less than 20 meals consisting of chicken, pork, beef, lamb, and seafood.
   
5. Wet bar. I will require access to imported beers at all times. In the unlikely event that I will desire a different drink, the supplies for that will be present also.
6. Bar staff. I don't have time to open my own beer bottles or mix drinks; also, as a performer my hands are insured and often wrapped in protective gauze....I will require someone constantly on hand to open all of my beers. Each beer will be served in a new frosted mug, with each frosted mug that I use destroyed afterwards.
   
7. Hand fans. I dislike the heat and humidity. To ensure that I am not tired due to weather, please ensure that I have personnel available to fan me using authentic Japanese hand fans.
8. Irish Spring. Backstage, I will require a shower with front-and-back showerheads so that I don't get cold. It will be stocked with 3 unused bars of Irish Spring, and 7 fresh towels.
   
9. Mexicans. Everyone knows that things improve when you add Mexicans. Before a show, some Mexicans to hang with backstage will help to build my momentum.
   
10. REO Speedwagon. I require the song "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon to be played backstage before the show. I will either cry or make fun of it, and this is none of your business.

If a single one of these items is missed or not performed to my expectations, I will wreak havoc on the venue, my hotel room, members of the supplied entourage, and the airport. If I make it as far as the stage before I recognize this failure by the host, I will perform a "Shannon Hoon" (ala Vancouver) on the crowd before leaving.

Thanks for your future cooperation. I look forward to doing business.

Big Plans - Third Album

I've been thinking a lot, of late, about how I want my third album to sound. I think I'm going to play more piano on the third album, and less of the synthesized electronic sounds. It would be inaccurate to state that I was "going acoustic" or something.....a musician of my caliber doesn't "go acoustic"....he experiments with different sound textures, rhythm styles, and layers effects and/or instruments.

I really think it is important to plan out the first 5 or 6 albums. The third album is clearly one where it becomes safe to branch out and introduce new styles that differ from past work. I'll admit, I intend to sell out a bit with the first album just to make a name for myself. It will be heavily influenced by electronica pop music. I like that music, but it is more formulaic than what the third album will be. I guess what I'm trying to say is that in order to bring my third album to the masses, I need to make a big name for myself with the first two albums.

Let's be clear on this - it has nothing to do with a desire for fame.....rather, in order to achieve my goal of bringing inner peace and clarity to as many people as possible, as my third album will do, I will need to become bigger than Bono by the time it is released.

Whew, it really feels good to get that off my chest. I know that many millions of people will enjoy my first two albums, because it will rock out. It will deliver the wall of sound. But my true intent, as a musician, will be to deliver the third album. After that, a couple of remix albums and a best-of will round out the first 6 albums. I haven't decided what album 7 will be like yet. It would be stupid to plan that far ahead, as I'm sure you all agree. Still, I'm considering an album of duets, or else an album where I utilize a choir of 10,000 children for the final 3 songs. It isn't clear yet....

Big Plans - The Wall of Sound

It is interesting, when watching a concert, to observe the different types of opening songs that a band may lead with. The opening song is a statement; it is key. In some ways, it may be more important than the closing song. It is setting the stage for the concert - one grips them or loses them in the first few moments.

Now, firstly, I should note that I won't be writing any weak songs. Why would I do that? I've got my reputation to think of. No way man - no filler - I don't have an expensive drug habit or any offshore mistresses to support or anything. So, I don't need the album revenues badly enough to generate albums full of garbage. Even still, not all songs could possibly have the same impact. Some songs will shake the earth more than others. As such, in making a concert setlist, it is important to spread out the top songs in an appropriate manner, with the merely awesome songs filling the gaps between those that make your audience discover religion.

The first song must be a mind blower. It must build slowly into a wall-of-sound. The wall-of-sound is the trick.

You can have wall-of-sound if you're playing acoustic - it just takes a lot of people. Many musicians do a good job of this, and it is very exciting to listen to.

This is not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about 1 button wall-of-sound. Quantized electronic-sound goodness. Thick, rich, static'y full-spectrum noise. If you aren't familiar with the band, it will probably surprise you. It will probably shock you, maybe even frighten you. The effect will be somewhat like the quick drop of a rollercoaster. After the initial shock wears off, the delight will ensue. The wall-of-sound will, like a sonic blanket, envelop you. It will own you. And you will like it. There is no talking to your friend at this stage of the concert. Your only communication option is emphatic gesticulations. You may mouth swear words like "F'n awesome" or something.

This is the "wall of sound". It isn't ground breaking, and it isn't complicated, but it is effective. At sufficient volume, it will make your heart skip. If, unlike me, you had hair, it would probably blow due to the sonic waves. And it is all very achievable if you have an (optional) bass guitar, an audio interface, a DAW with a softsynth, and a midi controller. You only need to push 1 button on the midi controller to begin the wall of sound. Pushing another button makes the wall of sound a melodic wall of sound. See? It's simple. One button. I just need to put it all together, and go find me some masses to blast. But first.....all that other life stuff.

Big Plans

I think I'm an idea man. Oh sure, I can implement, and I possess many of the antisocial anal qualities necessary to allow me to spend time by myself, and do a thorough job of something. But when it comes to my rock or electronica band.....I tend to be in a constant state of planning.

When I see another good band playing live, I never fail to be inspired. I write parts of songs, in my head, during and after the show. I have the theatrics all thought out, the signature moves, etc. I don't currently have a band, or anything. I could, I have friends who want to be in a band. It is just all of that other life that gets in the way. The family, work, and laziness.

But one day.....one day, when I have time to rock.....I'll blow the doors off of somebody.